We are back in Bangkok enjoying our last day before flying home to Blighty.
Another smooth trip from Langkawi to Bangkok via KL courtesy of Air Asia although I do wish they’d give us a bit more leg room as John has to travel with his knees wedged almost under his chin!
We’re sorry to leave the sun and sea and the hospitality of the Frangipani and its very friendly staff. The few lazy days spent in the sun have finally topped up our tans and given us a break from the travelling. All too soon however it’s time to pack up and move on. I’m getting a dab hand at packing although as the picture shows even travelling light there’s quite a mountain of stuff to cram into the bags.
So much stuff - so little space |
Not to worry, I’ve found that by adopting the ‘grape treading’ process I can easily get everything in with room to spare.
Sorted! |
Last night we visited our familiar haunts in Patpong starting at Joes bar. It was nice to turn up in a bar 6,000 miles from home and find that the staff remembered us and our favourite tipples. Chang followed Chang and Tiger followed Tiger and we had a fine time people watching and, engaging with the many hawkers. We had a good laugh with ‘Big Foot’ and ‘Tiny’, the two barmaids and they teach us new Thai words to inform potential hawkers that we do not want to buy their tat. We hope we’re saying “no thank you” but for all we know we’re actually saying “sod off”. Whatever the words mean, the phrase certainly works as we systematically try it out to good effect.
Can you guess which one is 'Big Foot'? |
We do however get into a bit of a bidding war with a Dutch couple on who could get the lowest price for arm tattoo sleeves – unsuccessfully as it happens because despite our protestations of “peng”, the sellers wouldn’t come down to our agreed maximum of 50 tbh for two.
We do however witness a German chap a little the worse for wear paying the amazing sum of 600 tbh (£12) for a small wooden frog which typically sells for about 50 tbh (£1). He quickly becomes the target for most hawkers offering hats, lasers, and all manner of tat who are keen to profit from his lack of savvy.
We leave the bar about 12.30 – the stalls are starting to close for the night although I still find time to nab a quick bargain of a pair of shorts for £4. Heading back to our hotel I hear someone call out “ Lucy?” Turning around we are face to face with Rajiv and his lovely wife. I worked with Rajiv in Leicester and they’ve only been in Thailand for a couple of days. It’s their visit to Bangkok and they’re just setting off on their travels. We exchange pleasantries and a street seller takes our photo. Rajiv’s wife is four months pregnant and her bump is showing – a Thai fortune teller has predicted a boy but swami John is sure it will be a girl – we’ll find out who is right in early June.
After a decent night’s sleep we take the Sky Train this morning to try to buy a video player for the long journey home. After 3 hours of umming and arring we settled on a dvd player for the netbook and a spare set of headphones. Choosing the dvd player is a lot easier than choosing the DVDs to watch. Knock off DVDs are available everywhere at about 100 tbh each – we buy a dozen. This is an interesting experience because the video sleeves on display are empty. Once the selection is made the shop owner gets on the phone to the counterfeiter who creates your copies which are ready for collection 20 minutes later. The covert operation of collecting the discs includes a clandestine meeting with a go-between in a quiet doorway.
Not exactly an under-cover operation |
There’s only the final packing to do and getting set for tomorrow’s drive to the airport and the flight home. We spend a pleasant afternoon by the pool for a last bit of sunshine and wonder about the people who have been hitting our blog for the last five and a half weeks. We’ve had over 700 hits - mainly from the UK but also Canada, USA, Netherlands, Slovenia, Laos, Malaysia and Poland. Whoever you are – we hope you’ve enjoyed the trip as much as us and thank you for visiting.
We’ll put on a final blog when we return to the UK with some of the 2,000 photos that we have taken and our reflections on the trip. We are looking forward to seeing everyone when we get home.
John & Lucy